Amenities available at...

... the World's Largest Truck Stop, from whence I am writing this:

- Free Wi-fi (obviously)

- A movie theater

- Laundromat

- Public showers

- More tacky souvenirs than you could shake a stick at

- Gameroom

- Restrooms that are so clean they have won awards

- Wendy's, DQ, Taco Bell, one buffet-style restaurant, and another claiming to have great homecooked food

- A dentist

- A barber

And a lot of different kinds of Americans.