The Wine-partment

"So Erin, did you hear about our wine-partment?"

"No..."

"Well, someone that worked here was moving and had to break her lease early. And we've got a lot of clients who want to bring some really nice bottles from their cellar in for us all to taste, but the way our ABC license is, it's not really legal."

"Ok..."

"So we told the girl that we would take her apartment so that we would have a place to do these tastings. We just need to get some furniture and glasses and stuff and we're good to go!"

Blink, blink.

"Let me get this straight, you guys are renting and furnishing an apartment solely for the purposes of having a place to sit around and drink expensive wine?"

"Yep! Isn't that awesome?"

"Well, I've got to give you credit. It's been a while since my jaw genuinely dropped. But this did it."