Sunday, January 15, 2006

Attention: Men

This is how it should go:

Boy and girl are introduced at party.

Boy and girl chat, getting to know each other.

Party winds down, boy offers to walk girl to her car.

Boy asks girl for phone number, saying that they should go out sometime.

Girl gives phone number, saying that that would be very nice.

Boy and girl part for the evening, exchanging pleased smiles.

*Note the absence of excessive amounts of liquor, drunk making out, and awkward strangers trying to force things on you.

At this point, I don't even much care if he calls. I am just very pleased to know that there are still civilized, polite, handsome men out there.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Beth said...

Separately yes...you can get civilised, polite and handsome.

But all 3 in a combo?

No.

I don't believe it.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Troy said...

whatever. you ladies are out of your mind. let me tell you...girls love the drunk make-out. and ive gotten nothing but rave reviews from trying to force a little action with a girl i don't know to well. sounds like a bunch of prudes to me.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Jake said...

Oh- we're out there...

11:22 AM  
Blogger DC Cookie said...

I believe it all depends on how civilized the woman is in that moment as well.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Lanahan said...

I don't remember asking you out.

2:42 PM  

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