Monday, February 19, 2007

Too close for comfort

So, you're talking to one of your out-of-town coworkers, who a few weeks ago you suddenly realized that you're kinda attracted to. He's a bit verbose, so he blathers on for a bit. You sorta stop listening, and just start hearing this:

"Blah, blah, blah... our products... blah, blah, blah..."

"Um yeah," you say. "Hey, why don't you drive to my city tonight and we'll have sex?"

Holy shit! You did not just say that. Oh my god, how are you ever going to recover? Your stomach drops, and you immediately panic.

"Blah, blah, blah..." he keeps going.

Oh wait. Thank god, that sentence was just in your head and not out loud. Is it a little scary how close you came, though. Might be time to swing back into the dating game - if for no other reason than to avoid potentially throwing yourself at co-workers via cell phone.


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