Things that happened to me last night:

• I found out that I was singularly responsible for a 55 year old man coming out to his family. Oops.
• I got silly puddy all over my black leather jacket. Waahhhh!!!! I hope the dry cleaner can get it off.
• I made out with someone I had a crush on 6 years ago - ahhhhh, reconnecting with old loves is great.
• I finally got to show off the fact that I know all of the words to "Lumps".
• I stayed out until 5am for the first time in a really long time.

Silly puddy aside, it was definitely an interesting and fun night.