Tuesday, November 15, 2005

This is great...

"CELLPHONES really are like the new cigarettes, 'cause they're annoying to everyone around you and they give you cancer. That's why I try to balance my usage on each ear evenly, because I want my tumor to grow symmetrically" — comedian Barry Weintraub at the Borgata in Atlantic City

*Taken from Page Six Online.


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