On the other hand...

Maybe I'm a pretty good girl after all...

- I bake

- I keep flowers scattered in little vases around my apartment

- I rarely fart

- I like wearing dresses and skirts

- There is no telling what will make me cry

- When the boy does call at aforementioned time, I end up talking to him on the phone for an hour and a half

- I shamelessly mention that I have added lots of new items to my Amazon Wishlist

- I am obsessed with the Indigo Girls