Table convo

"What can I get you to drink, amigos?"

"Corona."

"And for you, Seniorita?"

"Just a water."

"No beer?"

"Nah. If I start drinking I'll want to blow off the movie and just go get a glass of wine somewhere."

A few minutes later, drinks are dropped on our table. My water glass probably held half a gallon of water.

"Don't drink that. You won't see a single frame of the movie."

"I know."

"You probably have to pee just looking at that thing."

Blink, blink.

"You don't know me..."

That's the nice thing about dinner and a movie with a friend of three and a half years. You can count on them to mind your bladder for you.

PS - The Heartbreak Kid sucked. Hard.